I was casually searching through my bag today looking for a highlighter, being such a good student in the library, when suddenly I stabbed up my nail with a hard plastic bristle on my hairbrush. Now this is no ordinary injury or pain, it initially feels like you could puke but then fades and you believe the worst is over.

You are wrong.

Around 6-8 hours later (usually when in bed or relaxing), there is a pulsating ache coming from the injured area which means you can’t touch it or even type.

I’m suffering these symptoms now.

Also I have a really painful hip at the moment, I feel like an OAP. It’s down to being too drunk to get up 2 flights of stairs after a series of nights out and resorting to sleeping on the sofa. I must sleep at an odd angle because now I can’t lie on my left side or run up the stairs properly haha! Going to the gym tomorrow so hopefully it will sort itself out.

I was about to rant about issues in ‘romance’ but then I realised it is 2:55am, so cut it for a later date…